歌词：Bryant Oden. The Duck Song 4.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man
Running the stand
Hey! Got any drugs?
No so f**k off!
Then he waddled away, he waddled waddled
Then he waddled away, he waddled waddled,
Then he waddled away, waddled waddled,
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man
Running the stand
Hey! Got any drugs?
I told you to sh*t yesterday so f**k off!

(Duck gets shot)

(Thanks to Star for these lyrics)