歌词：Christina Aguilera. Bionic. Vanity.

I'm not cocky, I just love myself, bitch

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the flyest bitch of them all? Never mind I am
That bitch is so fucking pretty, yeah, I am
If I were her, I would kiss me, muah, hey

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call
Never mind, screw him 'cause I found somebody better
Never mind, screw him, I make myself so much wetter

Everyday I see myself, I love me even more
It's me I adore
Ain't nobody got shit on me, I'm the best for sure
My cherie amor

V is for vanity, every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy
'Cause I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on, get into it

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the sexiest of them all?, Never mind, I am, I am
Oh, she's so hot and sexy, yeah, I am, that's right
No, no, no wonder she's so cocky, ow

Mirror, mirror on the wall
They call me stuck up but I'm not at all
Never mind I am, I am, it's not my fault, I'm the shit
Yeah, I am, fuck, I am and I'm a bad ass bitch

Everyday I see myself, I love me even more
It's me I adore
Ain't nobody got shit on me, I'm the best for sure
Are you ready for me?

V is for vanity, every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy
'Cause I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on

Get into it, no regrets
Get into it, no apologies
And now I take myself
To be a lawfully wetted bitch

All the girls say, yeah, I'm vain, so what, so what?
All the boys say, yeah, I'm vain, so what, so what?
All the girls say, yeah, we're vain, so what, so what?
Everybody say, yeah, we're vain, so what and what?

V is for vanity, every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy
'Cause I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on

Get into it
If the shoe fits, fits, wear it, bitch, witch
If the shoe fits, fits, wear it, bitch, witch
If the shoe fits, fits, wear it, bitch, witch
Read my lips, muah, I'm a vain bitch, hey

Can't love no one else 'til you love yourself
And if they don't like it, tell 'em
Get in line and kiss your ass, muah, bitch
Love you, baby, that's right

Let's go out like this
Mirror, mirror, on the wall who's the flyest of them all?
It's me, bow down, get on your knees
Where's my queens who reign supreme?
Let me hear you scream

And the legacy lives on
Going strong, let us not forget
Who owns the throne?
You do, mommy