歌词：Chumbawamba. 82. Polo.

Polo has the biggest pitch of any ball game
Polo has the biggest idiots
On the biggest pitch of any ball game
Polo has the biggest idiots
With the biggest bank accounts
On the biggest pitch of any ball game
I wish that polo had the biggest rate of death

Of the biggest idiots
With the biggest bank accounts
On the biggest pitch of any ball game