歌词：Damnation. Little Old Man Dog.

He watches with one squinty eye
His breath is worse than his bite
He stands only ten inches high
You know, he'll fight
Chorus:
Little Old Man Dog X4
He's never too old to beg
He wants to mate with your leg
He's leaving stools in the way
For you to find

(Chorus)
He's pinching a loaf
He's in love with your leg