歌词：Ellen Page. Juno B-Sides: Almost Adopted Songs. Zub Zub.

I made Zub Zub with my best guy friend
And now I'm knocked up to no end

He filled me with baby batter
And we ate some orange Tic-Tacs after

I didn't know what to do or what to say
But I missed the winter dance
But that's okay

He obviously wouldn't want to go with me anyway
He's obviously a little angry

(Thanks to Amelia for these lyrics)