歌词：Everything Sucks. Because Everything Sucks.... Bastards And Lists.

I want a one hour work week. i want to roll my tobacco in hundred dollar bills. i want waste and a waist mom would be proud of. i'm going to get some stock in sleep, i hear it's going sky-high this year. hey, captain s.u.v. and mr. mc b.m.w. if you won't live like me do you think i can live like you? i want to buy some love and get my sex in secret. i want to know how much i cost. i want to know how much we're worth. what's worth it. oh, what's worth it. i want a life like lipton. just add water and warmth.

and laughter ensues