歌词：Honeydogs. Freakshow.

I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair
Carnie says he's from Nepal
Take a look if you dare

Scabs on his clubbed feet
Smell of fish and chips in the air
Alone in his trailer
People come and pay to stare

For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare

Thank God, my kids don't look like that
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair

Lobster boy, found half-way 'round the world
Modern science, keeps alive
A beautiful headless girl

Siamese twins or child in fins
Makes you cry
Seen her turn into an ape before your eyes

For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare

Thank God, my kids don't look like that
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair

Where have all the freaks gone?
We don't see 'em at the fair
Have doctors found a cure?
Are they all locked up somewhere?

I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair
Connie says he's from Nepal
Take a look if you dare

Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair