歌词：Leslie Phillips. Powder Room Politics.

Well, I walk inside just to fix my hair
And the girls at the mirror all start to stare
Then they look back at their reflection
And we all compare

And it's powder room politics
Ohh, powder room politics
Yeah, powder room politics

While I wish I could wear this one girl's size
Another girl was wishing that she had my eyes
And we were all feeling worthless 'til I realized

It's just powder room politics
Ohh, powder room politics
Yeah, powder room politics

Oh well, we feel like we're not worth much in any scene
If we don't look like the girls in magazines
And we're all being robbed of our self-esteem

Ohh, powder room politics
Yeah, powder room politics

Well, I told that girl that she had nice eyes
And then I stopped worrying about my size
And as I left I was glad to leave the lies

Of powder room politics
Ohh, powder room politics
Yeah, powder room politics
Ohh, powder room politics

Powder room politics
Ohh, powder room politics
Yeah, powder room politics