歌词：Melinda Schneider. Spaghetti Is Ready.

Sex is overrated but it sure feels good
Way overrated but it does feel good
Just look at all the babies in the neighbourhood
Yeah sex is overrated but it sure feels good
No such thing as having too many shoes
Not possible to have too many shoes
Boys will tell you different but they?re lying to you
There ain?t no such thing as having too many shoes
Now there?s one sure way to win the heart of a man
Sit him up beggin?, eating out of your hand
Feed him roast potatoes and a leg of lamb
That?s one sure way to win the heart of a man
Ay ee he he he would I lie to you

Ay ee it?s the kitchen table gospel truth what your mama shoulda told you but she never had the heart to
The spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall
Always ready if it sticks to the wall
He?ll say he?s gonna but he won?t call
But the spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall
Sex is overrated but it sure feels good
Way overrated but it does feel good
See grandad chasing granny round the neighbourhood
Sex is overrated but it sure feels good