歌词：Graham Parker. Lady Doctor.

I've got a lady doctor, she cure da pain for free
I've got a lady doctor, oh, there ain't nothing wrong with me

I went in with a heart burn into the surgery
To my surprise two pretty eyes was running up and down me
Said now be a patient patient, stretch right out on that couch
Help yourself to the pills, cure your ills, I'm never gonna square it on out

I've got a lady doctor, she cure da pain for free
I've got a lady doctor, oh, there ain't nothing wrong with me

Well, all the cats said go see her, it's only just down the road
You go in with pneumonia, come out with just a heavy cold
She won't give you no jargon, no medical "how do you do?"
Well, just get right down under that stethoscope
Baby, let [Incomprehensible] mess on with you

I've got a lady doctor, she cure da pain for free
I've got a lady doctor, man, there ain't nothing wrong with me

Well, I've got a lady doctor, ahh, she cure da pain for free
Ahh, I've got a lady doctor, man, there ain't nothing wrong with me

Well, I've got a lady doctor, ahh, she cure da pain for free
Ahh, I've got a lady doctor, man, there ain't nothing wrong with
Ain't nothing wrong with, ain't nothing wrong with me

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, lady doctor, yeah