歌词：Graham Parker. Not if It Pleases Me.

If I should stumble down the street
Pay no attention just jump my feet, yeah
You can't stop me not if it pleases me

And if I should steal your only girl-child
Don't you worry, mama, just drive a while
You can't stop me not if it pleases me

Not if it pleases me, not if it pleases me
Not if it pleases me, hey
Not if it please, it please, it pleases me

But if I should lie to get a little high
Just pass another, don't you ask me why
'Cause you can't stop me not if it pleases me

And if I should lie to get real high
Pass me another, don't you dare ask me why
'Cause you can't stop me not if it pleases me

Not if it pleases me, hey hey, not if it pleases me
Not if it pleases me, yeah
Not if it please, it please, it pleases me

Not if it pleases me, hey hey, not if it pleases me
I said, "You can't stop me not if it pleases me"