歌词：Queers, The. Feeling Groovy.

I'm feeling so sick,someone get me a beer

My life is in shambles, you know I'm a Queer

My head it really pounds and pounds

Records just go round and round

Mom and dad, they hate my guts

The only girls I know are sluts

Say I'm deeply troubled

Oh I shake my head it just ain't so

Daddy beat me with a hose

Got kicked out of the Webelos



Feeling so groovy

I'm feeling so groovy

I'm feeling so groovy it sucks



Phone's disconnected, hey I'll never learn

Just eleven months 'til my income tax return

I'm really not that dumb you know

Got lots of beer and Tuinols

Ran over Rin Tin Tin today

His Aplo's mine now, hey it's great

Say I'm deeply troubled

Oh I shake my head it just ain't so

Daddy beat me with a hose

Got kicked out of the Webelos



Feeling so groovy

I'm feeling so groovy

I'm feeling so groovy it sucks



Well I was walking down the street

With my head held high

Thining everything was alright

When a big fat bird came and shit on my head

Man that's the story of my life

I'm feeling so sick,someone get me a beer

My life is in shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer

I'm really not that dumb you know

Got lots of beer and Tuinols

Ran over Rin Tin Tin today

His Aplo's mine now, hey it's great

Say I'm deeply troubled

Oh I shake my head it just ain't so

I've gone completly out of hand

I want Dan Vapid in my band



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