歌词：Retard-O-Bot. Role Models.

Everyone I looked up to
Had a white moustache and tophat to match
I might laugh if I had a chance
Might laugh if I had a chance
Everyone I looked up to
Had a white moustache and tophat to match
I might laugh if I had a chance
Might laugh if I had a chance

They had a two-step-strut
They were a two-faced fraud
If it wasn't for them... oh god

It's just one of those days
It's just one of those days
This just came in

This just came in
It's hip to be square

Role models don't exist
No one told you, so it comes to this
Role models don't exist, role models don't exist
Role models don't exist
No one told you, so it comes to this
Role models don't exist, role models don't exist