歌词：Screeching Weasel. Boogadaboogadaboogada. Professional Distribution.

So you've heard we got the buzz
We'll be so famous with you behind us
Will you market us professionally?
Can we be part of the music industry? PLEEZ????
We are the crue and we don't need you [x2]
Cause we don't like you
And we say fuck you
Professional distribution [x4]