歌词：Paul Simon. Oh, Marion.

The boy's got brains
He just don't use 'em that's all
The boy's got brains
He just refuse to use 'em an' that's all
He says,"The more I get to thinkin'
The less I tend to laugh"
The boy's got brains
He just abstains

The boy's got a heart
But it beats on his opposite side
It's a strange phenomenon
The laws of nature defied
He said,"Its a chance I had to take
So I shifted my heart for its safety sake"
The boy's got a heart
But it beats on his opposite

Oh, Marion
I think I'm in trouble here
I should have believed you
When I heard you saying it
The only time
(Ooo)
That love is an easy game
(Ooo)
Is when two other people
(Ooo)
Are playing it

The boy's got a voice
But the voice is his natural disguise
Yes the boy has got a voice
But his words don't connect to his eyes
He says,"I'm but when I sing
I can hear the truth auditioning"
The boy's got a voice
But the voice is his natural

Oh, Marion
I think I'm in trouble here
I should have believed you
When I heard you saying it
The only time
(Ooo)
That love is an easy game
(Ooo)
Is when two other people
(Ooo)
Are playing it