歌词：Son Of Dork. Welcome to Loserville. Holly I'm The One.

I'm hiding in a bush outside your window, I'm feeling sick and numb
Fed all my best lines to my best friend so he could be the one
But I'm jerk because it worked and I've just realized what I've done

Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl
Set it up so that he could rock your world
Promise me when you scream you fake it

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
You fell for every single line I gave him

I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one
Holly, I'm the one

So maybe I should just go home now and let you have your fun
It doesn't make it any easier, I live across the street but one
If that clown let's you down, Holly, you know where to come

Yes, I could've been the guy to get the girl
Yes, I could've been the one to rock your world
But I'm not, so I've got to face it

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He's just a fraud 'cos I'm the guy who made him

I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one

Who can't believe you're at my door
'Cos he confessed that he'd been cheatin'
Suddenly a chance for me to tell the secret I'd been keeping
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one

You said, you valued his integrity and honesty is rare
He swore to you he'd never cheat again
He cried and said, he cared
Well, he's a jerk because it worked

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He used to be my best friend, now I hate him

And it sucks that he won 'cos he's a dick and you're amazing
I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one
Holly, I'm the one