歌词：Ray Stevens. The Deodorant Song.

Do you want your love life to bloom?
Do you lose your charm
When ya raise your arm?

Then run out and buy some
Tear out and get some
Search around and find some
You gotta have some

Worry free, sweet smelling, easy to apply
Hours of protection, keeps you dry
Spray it on, roll it on, spit it on, wipe it on
Rub it on, splash it on, put it on, get it on
Your perspiration zone

When you exercise, do you draw flies?
Then run out and buy some
Tear out and get some
Search around and find some
You gotta have some

Worry free, sweet smelling, easy to apply
Hours of protection, keeps you dry
Spray it on, roll it on, spit it on, wipe it on
Rub it on, splash it on, put it on, get it on
Your perspiration zone

Do you want your love life to bloom?
Then you've got to put a stop to all those fumes

Do you offend, all of your friends?
Then run out and buy some
Tear out and get some
Search around and find some
You gotta have some

Worry free, sweet smelling, easy to apply
Hours of protection, keeps you dry
Spray it on, roll it on, spit it on, wipe it on
Rub it on, splash it on, put it on, get it on
Your perspiration zone

Say friends, don't let your love life fade, fade, fade away
Don't be bothered by be, oh