歌词：The Kelley Deal 6000. Shag.

Oh, God, sunshine
I can read your mind
Don't waste your time
Looking for what you will never find

Throughing good times after bad goodbye
Sunshine call, 1-900-The-Shag

Looking for what you will never find
On the floor with pain and pleasure
Crawling for what might be treasure
You got your own knees and I got mine

On the floor, let's take a look
Focus now it's off the hook

Call 1-900-The-Shag

On the floor with pain and pleasure
Crawling for what might be treasure
You got your own knees and I got mine

Hit the floor get at eye level
Get a scope, so you sight better
Looking for what you will never find

Oh, great rug is it wool?
On your knees don't be a fool

Call 1-900-The Shag

On the floor with pain and pleasure
Crawling for what might be treasure
You got your own knees and I got mine

Hit the floor get at eye level
Get a scope, so you sight better
Looking for what you will never find

Hey huffer head, don't waste your time
On something you will never find
Oh, God, sunshine I can see
Your mind crawling for what might be

Punch my ticket there and back
Giving me a heart attack
Throughing good time after bad
Call 1-900-The-Shag