歌词：The Varukers. Nodda (Contraceptive) Machine.

Put in my fifty pence in the slot pull out the tray get a shock
Out comes a nodda nice and clean put it on it makes me scream
Nodda machine
Nodda machine
Nodda machine
Nodda machine
These machines fill you with frustration having sex is an ocupation
I think I will waste away not having a sexual thrill a day