歌词：Weird Al Yankovic. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios.

Cheerios, apple jacks, cheerios
Did you know froot loops fit in your nose
I may be just a simple guy
But just the thought of corn flakes makes me high

Cheerios, cocoa puffs, cheerios

Makes me want to take off all my clothes
I love them dearly, and that's how it goes
Cheerios, apple jacks, cheerios