歌词：YouTube. Other. The Gay Barbie Song.

Hiya garrots!
hi ruoooooooh!
wanna go for a ride?
on what?
on this!

(chorus)
barbies such a bitch
she is just a witch
i really hate her
what does ken date her
ken is such a man
i'd do all i can
just to do him
we just wanna screw him

shes such a bitch
im gonna scratch her eyes out

i have dreamed about ken
being inside my den
and we hold
and we kiss
like we're sweet hearts
but that barbies a slut
with her cute little butt
and i guess ken likes
boobs made of fake parts

and i cry
everyday
cause straight up
that bitch is in mah way

(chorus)

when i see her i will knee her
oooh ooh
i will crunch her
and ill punch her
ooooh oh yes

hey garrots
what ruoh?
look who it is over there
well if it isnt barbie
without ken
in that stupid
california dream van
hey barbie its us
come over here missy

(Thanks to Haley for these lyrics)