歌词：Young Mountain. The Cootie Pockets [EP]. Hipster.

If being a hipster was part of my plan
I'd walk around with a coffee in my hand
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And if wearing glasses was part of a trend
I'd wear 'em all the time and so would my friends
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And what ever happened to you?
And all the things we used to do?
Well you hide behind your glasses and your pack of Kools
Quite frankly, you're a fool

If smoking cigs made me look sheik
I'd get cancer by the end of the week
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And if listening to Ben Folds made me cool
I'd wanna listen to him just like you
But he's not, he's okay
Not that great

And what ever happened to me
And all the things I used to be
I hide behind a scarf and a graphic tee
Quite frankly I am weak

And if being hardcore was part of my plan
I'd draw some X's on the back of my hand
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And if going to shows was my first priority
I wouldn't miss a show each and every week
But it's not, so I won't
That's okay

And what ever happened to you?
And all the things we used to do?
Well you hide behind your camo and you look like a tool
I thought that you were cool

And if the new fad was following the trends
I wouldn't want to be any of your friends
'Cause it's not that cool anyway
'Cause it's not that cool anyway
'Cause it's not that cool anyway