歌词：Zanois. TINSTAAFL.

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Come one, come all to my extravagant luncheon.
Everyone who is anyone to me is here.
I made microwave nachos, though I forgot I poisoned them,
And I?ve misplaced all your insurance info I fear?

No, not to worry, it?s all on me, I?ll pay the medical bills.
No, I don?t think I will, that I won?t fulfill, and I will disappoint everyone again.

I know I?ve made a terrible mistake now,
Though I swear I?ll make it up to everyone this time.
I?ll host a free party where everyone can just enjoy themselves,
Though I forgot my Twister board is practically a field of mines.

CHORUS

I only wanted to help I only wanted to help I only wanted to help I only wanted to help but? no.