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Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it, let's fall in love In Spain, the best upper sets do it Lithuanians and Letts do it Let
I hate the world today, you're so good to me I know but I can't change, tried to tell you But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel Underneath innocent
I had no choice but to hear you You stated your case time and again I thought about it You treat me like I'm a princess I'm not used to liking that You
I want you to know that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me is she perverted like me Would she go down on
A man decides after seventy years That what he goes there for, is to unlock the door While all those around him criticize and sleep And through a fractal
Are you still mad I kicked you out of bed? Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums? Are you still mad I compared you to all My forty year old male friends
I am the harm which you inflict I am your brilliance and frustration I'm the nuclear bombs if they're to hit I am your immaturity and your indignance
But that's why birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it, let's fall in love In Spain the best upper sets do it Lithuanians and let
I can be an asshole of the grandest kind I can withhold like it's going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone Who is as
You've been my golden best friend Now with post-demise at hand Can't go to you for consolation 'Cause we're off limits during this transition This grief
Please be philosophical Please be tapped into your feminity Please be able to take the wheel from me Please be crazy and curious Papa love your princess
Ooh yeah Yeah baby Ooh I recommend gettin' your heart trampled on to anyone (Yeah yea) I recommend walkin' around naked in your livin' room (Yeah) Swallow
Eight easy steps Eight easy steps How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment How to defer to men in solvable predicaments How to control someone to
How 'bout getting off of these antibiotics How 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots How 'bout that ever
I am a man as a man I've been told Bacon is brought to the house in this mold Born of your bellies I yearn for the cord Years I have groveled, repentance
Dear momma's boy I know you've had your butt licked by your mother I know you've enjoyed all that attention from her And every woman graced with your
Oh these little rejections, how they add up quickly One small sideways look and I feel so ungood and Somewhere along the way I think I gave you the power