歌词：
Barenaked Ladies Alternative Girlfriend

this town 'coz it makes me sick You're my alternative girlfriend I love you, now you cannot pretend There's nothing left that won't cross over You're my alternative girlfriend

译文: 裸体淑女. 替代女友.

cop I make sure the customers aren't thieves Old at being young Young at being old Everything's on hold within our evolution Chorus: You're my alternative girlfriend