When I get where I'm going On the far side of the sky The first thing that I'm gonna do Is spread my wings and fly I'm gonna land beside a lion And run
I can make anybody pretty I can make you believe any lie I can make you pick a fight With somebody twice your size Well I've been known to cause a few
Inflatable pool full of dad's hot air I was three years old splashin' everywhere And so began my love affair with water On a river bank with all my friends
I never was a straight-laced, straight-A student Teacher's pet or child prodigy I wasn't gonna get rich throwin' a football It'd take too long to get
Goodness gracious Kentucky jelly
all your roads would lead you right to me 'Cause that's where you belong Until Brad Pitt comes along 'Til Brad Pitt comes along Yeah, oh oh Until Brad
Munster RAD (!) is instrumental...
Well, I love her But I love to fish I spend all day out on this lake And Hell is all I catch But today she met me at the door Said, I would have to choose
Someday I'm gonna be famous Do I have talent well, no These days you don't really need it Thanks to reality shows Can't wait to date a supermodel Can
ass and dash Un cock the mag Kill him I don't need no mask We Identify each other nigga Mac and Brad Who you know but Mac and Brad? Come through all
She'd rather wear a pair of cut-off jeans than a fancy evening dress And with her windows rolled down And her hair blown all around She's a hot southern
Too country, what's that? Is it like too Republican or too Democrat? Is it too far to the left or too far to the right? Too straight down the middle,
I filled up two shopping carts late last night One was full of fishing gear, the other Miller Lite The checkout lady laughed and said you think you've
I remember trying not to stare the night That I first met you, you had me mesmerized And three weeks later in the front porch light Taking 45 minutes
I went to see Father of the Bride with a girl back home we broke up before the sequal, so I went to that one all alone. I wondered who I'd wind up with
I'm still breathing and my heart's still beating I might as well start living again And so I threw on a shirt, put on a jacket Went out to meet some friends
I opened my eyes, look at the clock It says eight fifteen Stumble out of bed, fumble down the hall Still half asleep Opened up a window, opened up the
I called to say I'm working late tonight To cancel our dinner date But she just said that's alright And just like that she made some other plans Saw a
