Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell
Thank you! Appreciate it! Git-R-Done! But it's good to be here, I tell you. When I come in here this evening and see my name out front in magic marker
Get a job, you bum bum bum bum money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, All was calm, Not for long, Oh come on
Get a job you bum bum bum Money dont grow on trees you bum bum bum. Silent farts Deadly farts All was calm Not turned on Oh come on illegal foreigners
Donny the Retard had a 8 pound water head he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me "i like tater tots". "i like tater tots" may be changed to "my name's
Call the doctor, Earl is bleeding Tried to pet my pit bull Sam That stupid moron he knows better Now he's in the doctors office And he don't got no fricken
call out tell one o'clock though 'Cause I'm usually on the phone Talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty girls Love in Christ Larry the cable guy
Hark, the harlip angel sing (slurred) Glory to the newborn king
You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I'm not quite sure, But somethin ain't right... Hilary Clinton's Coming to town
This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa: Many years ago...Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America
On a first day of Christmas My true love gave to me Clap and I left her
O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in jeans. I'd love to take you on a date, but your teeth are so damn green.
hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car So I wouldn't have to, drinkin' bitch Hey, this is Larry the cable
POOP, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE. MIXED IN, IT'S ALL CRAP, CRAP CRAP CRAP FOR ME, BEING THAT RAP IS
nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck well i like me a redneck santy clause redneck santy clause has his slay
What the crap you gay saaannnty claus. you get on my pissing nerve. Every Christmas night while im drinking my millwalke. I hear some damn noise on my
Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he cant drive no more he got tunnle vision thats funny that aint very christmasy but thats funny. Santy Claus, Santy
I pissed in my pants, the toilet was just to far I drunk too much damn beer I tried to hold it in but my bladder just gave in And I pissed right through