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Carrington Rodney Greatest Hits Cd2

I don't like poodles and potpourri Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that I can squeeze These are the things that I believe I like John

like he was havin' fun, until her skirt fell to the ground. I think he's dancin' with a man! The boys at the lodge won't understand. As they 2 stepped

I remember way back when i was just a boy, goin places with my mom and dad, It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act after six or seven beers

Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone Cuz I'm coming back home Back home Come home It's been so long I can't hide

When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain

who really loves his morning woooood He?s a man who really loves his morning woooood He?s a man who really loves his morning woooood YeeeeeHaaaa!! Rodney

She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973

On the first nite in the tittie club we were checkin out all the chicks. There were black ones and white ones, bruinets and blondes, look at the size

She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rock gut whiskey And pull my fingers