death The only who doesn't know is you here's some gum to chew Baby there's no way you're kissing me What you have for lunch? Don't you ever brush? Maybe
I love you too an' you, you don't you worry 'bout me, I'll be just fine" I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave Hair on my back I don't plan to shave
always breakin' I can't hear nothin' Hey, what did you say? I know you can't hear me There ain't no use in listenin' I can't tell what you're sayin'
your lazy butt up Cledus You gotta take me to the mall Don't forget to bring them credit cards 'Cos I'ma gonna use 'em all" Wives do it all the time We can't
tried self tanning cream, it turned my skin green Uh, you know the directions, uh, said that it might Well its a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T
't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. This is what Cledus T. wants... If Shania was mine Wouldn't
darker room with a prettier face but theres just way too many fish in the sea and getting caught with a whale would be the end of me dont cry this can't
She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars A quart of sweet tea, and fried pork skins Can't get enough, eat still she's stuffed Goes to the bathroom, then
Cledus opened up the hood He said, "I'll be a son of a gun" And it didn't take long to figure out Why the heck it wouldn't run Fire from the engine,
voice, her hair's fallin' out And ain't nobody clappin' So she thinks she'll shape her head Buy a boom box just turn to rappin' She can't keep up With
(BMI) New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce
they open their mouth You can't believe it when you hear it What they let come rollin' out Don't know, why they're so super-hateful? Ain't like they'
me a cab (whistle) Taxi! might even git in a fight. I ain't goin hog wi'lin forever, gonna have myself a night I can't remember. Miller lites, shot
chance I moved the microphone around the back of my pants would they all laugh I didn't know I bent down and let it go (farts) (in backgroud) ole cledus
good time out there Don't forget about your waitresses and a coming up next We got Sheena on the main stage Athena on the disco and don't forget we
dentist that's a driller and a jeweler (Ho, ho) I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler (Ho, ho) I don't want toys, I don't want any
