123 Dont laugh Its not as funny as it sounds My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns Dont laugh Its not as funny as it sounds My girl fucked the
I dont know where I'm going and I know not where I've been But my best friend is a bottle, A bottles my best friend It may take most of my money, It may
Were caught in a trap, We cant walk out Because I love you too much baby Why cant you see, what your doing to me Because I love you too much baby
Last week at the Randolf K of C We played with Zippo Raid, Toxic and The Unseen It was a great time, I got drunk out of my mind The only thing that I
Danny Boy was cool All his friends thought he was funny Until he quit school, And he ran out of money His pops kicked him out the door, He moved to London
Lenny's A Drunk Lenny's A Drunk Lenny's A Drunk
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He wakes up in the morning He pulls his shirt and boots on He grabs his lunch pale and heads out to the light And he goes, and he goes and he works all
Millers made the American way Born and brewed in the USA There just as proud as the people that are drinkin it today Millers Made.. The American Way
He's not afraid to get drunk fall down on his face But he still knows that he's easily replaced When he turns 40 in 6 more fucking years He'll still be
You take the high road, And I'll take the low road And I'll be in Ireland before ye Hey! And theres a road to Ireland, Its paved with beer and gold my
I went to court today They took my license away for operating OUI I saw the magisrate, He said kid get it straight You just cant drink and drive I took
So your tired, You've been beat up Your lying face down on the floor You dont worry what you look like You smell like shit and alchol And you've got no
They came to Great Woods on July 23 A whole lineup of women isn't that absurd The Cardigans would take the stage Does anybody care No! I wouldn't want
I lost my love, I lost my inspiration. It was right in front of me. My every thought, my every incarnation is to stop a killing spree, but my self-esteem
Always complainin, That's Correct Sick of your lies, That's Correct Ive heard your bullshit, That's Correct Too many times, That's Correct I dont know
[INTRO:] What is alcohol? It is a powerful liquid drug that changes how the body works. It is the drug in beer wine and hard liquor, gin, whiskey, vodka
Johnny was a waste of life He was never satisfied Put a bullet in his head I'm so happy Johnnys dead Shut Up! You Waste Of Life Shut Up! You Waste Of