When I came home my stuff was on the lawn I thought she was happy but I was wrong The note she left it took me by surprise Said, "I've turned into some
Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner weighing in at 131 pounds I'm sorry, correction, 126 pounds It's the girl that broke my heart, isn't she lovely folks
One, two, one, two, three Well it was ugly but we made it this far Some have gone but I forget who they are? Now the hangovers are worse but we get through
You, you called me out You said you're done with me But I can't seem to remember anything at 3 a.m. Am I that guy, the one that's happy hangin' with my
Two, three This song goes out to my good friends Especially the ones I had Before the Grammy nominations in two thousand three And to all the girls from
She packed her shit and she left for the city On the 8:10 train and I still can't believe it Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen She
I almost got punked at school at 14 Where I almost got a hug from the homecoming queen Who almost went on to be Miss Texas But lost to a girl who sews
Maybe I'll get through it Not much to lean on, I'll get through it You know I do it to myself anyway She's got my calls blocked and she's through with
{[Incomprehensible] Read a book about that years ago He was actually an actor [incomprehensible]} I don?t wanna meet your dad, don?t wanna hump your
She don't even know exactly where she wants to go Is that a double negative, oh, never mind let's go To the next line of the story I met her at the Smoothie
Its not the end of the world In fact its not even the end of the summer But thank God the TV is on 'Cuz there's no way we could know Anything that is
This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat That I used to wear not to block out the sun With a John Deere logo and a stain on the back From where
Alright, this is sad, sad, situation One, two Three Hitched a ride, I was so messed up But I sure was glad to meet ya You took my heart like they towed
Woke up today in a van Traded my pillow for a miller lite can And in two more days, I lose the guitar That I hawked Slurped down a beer then one more
She said she needed a break A little time to think But then she went to Cleveland With some guy named Leeland That she met at the bank There's nothing
Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all One workout a day, husband's a CPA Her dreams went out the door when she turned
Try not to talk when there's nothing to say Kept bottled up, we get carried away Then I fall, then I fall down Then we fall down And you know that It
I wanna wake up in your arms, I wanna set off your alarm I wanna break into your car an' I wanna take out the back seat The one where you told me everything