Pootermobile
Here is the tale, it's spoken word-for-word, it may be abominable, but, yes it must be heard. Nauseating at first, you can expect the worst, so listen
Album: Cheeses Of Nazareth (2003) he went to all the shows Marty was a punk rocker and two rings in his nose He had an old nash rambler no insurance
Something stirring in the air, a victory? A time-bomb ticking to explode-3, 2, 1 and go Something passive, something not Billy clubs out, call the S.W
Waffle of the ancients way too much of bobby laying in the gutter Abraham Lincoln Beard
(A B-side from "All The Hype That Money Can Buy". Recorded in 2000) should pay me 5 dollars. 4 kids in Memphis, and i want to buy a hot
I don't rock the jukebox Or hustle the women I'm deep drownin' in trouble And not even swimmin' I can't begin to tell you my toils My trouble is worse
Album: Cheeses Of Nazareth (2003) Mayonnaise taco Monday, it smells like underwear. Mayonnaise taco...And something over there. Mayonnaise taco Monday
Album: Cheeses Of Nazareth (2003) Well lately I've been thinkin' about some good home cookin', just like that I haven't eaten' Now I like potato chips
Watching Mrs. Brady prime the brand new Kenmore washer Beautiful the china, what a lovely cup and saucer see the brilliant gleam of the automatic tooth
Donkey Basketball! It is the best of all!
Here lies the old myth, Breaking the mold with, Truth to take away the trickery. Twenty centuries of progress, Suffer slowly as we regress, Losing headway
Imagine you held left him to fly so tight your best friend and never could reach him Standing at the peak where two waves meet Peering like a flower never
Screams in the night, screams in the night, screams in the night, come on and scream out into the night! [repeat] I saw you in your backyard, you were
When I go out I play in the street I get hit by cars I make mashed potatoes I get hit by CARS
Where did you go? I was searching, searching On a one way street I was hoping, hoping For a chance to meet I was waiting for the operator on the line
Today all the sources would agree that the day of their death was a cold dark day Scuttled ships have blocked the sea and the pallid light of morning
Album: Cheeses Of Nazareth (2003) i'm going in (1,2,3 and go) like a kamikaze (like geronimo) a leap of faith (and i finally feel alive) 3, 2,
