(Based on the song "Fuckin' In The Butt" written by David Allen Coe) I want to fuck the shit out of you I want to fuck the shit out of you I want to
with Linda wasn't always easy to do So, one day I killed her, now I'm on the run But, living with Linda used to be fun Laying up with Linda, never had
(Based on the song "Longhaired Redneck" written by David Allen Coe and Jimmy Rabbit) Everybody knows that I'm a scumbag They won't come and see me in