I see you walkin' down the street Big black clunkers on your fat old feet You stole the pants off of Gomer Pyle You look just like a crocodile You look
Saw you at the high school dance I never thought that I'd have a chance with you but how could I know that you felt the same way too then you asked me
I am a manatee I live in the sea I sneak up at night Pretty baby, just to love you right You're friend's gonna put me down 'Cause I'm fat, slimy, and
What ever happened to Analee? And all the kids on Geno Street Where did they go I wanna know What ever happened to Lulu? Yeah What ever happened to
Who got fat, who got rich Who is a loser, who is a bitch Who is a washout, who turned gay Who is that wearing the cheap-ass toupee Who's in the fancy
I drove down Haley street in my 5.0, no Got the rag-top down so my Vegas can blow, yeah My wheels are spinnin'; my rims are shiny on the street All you
I turn on my radio And all the music sounds hollow The first song they're playin' sucks And the next one swallows The singer is whinin' And the drummer
Baby, you'd better relax Don't get your panties in a bunch Would you please put down that record That was very hard to find Oh no, Holy smokes Goodness
An old plastic mug with a picture of a Smurf on it And an old white leather sofa with a brown stain where you used to sit And a statuette of a dragon
I'm gonna get revenge on you 'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do You messed me up in your mini-van I'm gonna get you back, and it's gonna
Everything was going fine I thought that you were mine And then I read your e-mail I read between the lines Feelin' paranoid I heard you got another
Parked at the dark end of your street I'm sticking to my vinyl seat I got my big old spy scope out I'm sneaking right up to your house [Chorus:] My
