歌词：
Hogwarts Trainwreck

get her fill Ron can?t seem to get any and wonders if he ever will Every time Diggory?s mentioned, Cho breaks into a flood The year that hormones hit Hogwarts

Mollywobbles it?s no lie You?re as sweet as pumpkin pie Take me as your husband, please I beg you on bended knee Maybe we could have a son And be prudent

I can see ya staring; hear the stuff you?re saying Laughing ?bout my size Your daddy may be rich, but you?re just a creepy snitch I wouldn?t tell no