Well, you hear about all these women raising about their funky, funky, funky men They've got some trifling husbands. Lord knows, they've got a lot of
The sun comes up In a coffee cup Waitress please I've had enough Lord I can't believe what I see How could you be alone When you could sit right here
from Texas That's right you're not from Texas That's right you're not from Texas But Texas wants you anyway That's right you're not from Texas That's
I don't go for fancy cars For diamond rings Or movie stars I go for penguins Oh Lord I go for penguins Throw your money out the door We'll just sit
And I like cream in my coffee And I like to sleep late on Sunday And nobody knows me like my baby And I like eggs over easy With flour tortillas And
If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on
If you want that girl Listen son Don't you sit around and cry Because love In this world Ain't nothing you can't buy She's got Ruby lips And emerald
She was old enough To know better And she was strong enough To be true And she was hard enough To know whether He was smart enough To know what to do
(Lyle Lovett and Billy Hill) Honey bring me the paper And pour me a beer And turn on the TV And sweep up over here You tell me you love me To put off
Hello I'm the guy who sits next to you And reads the newspaper over your shoulder Wait Don't turn the page I'm not finished Life is so uncertain Here
t remember How I met her Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm And I can't remember How I ever Thought that I just couldn't live
I went to church last Sunday So I could sing and pray But something quite unusual Happened on that day Now church it started right on time Just like
(Lyle Lovett and Willis Alan Ramsey) The boys from North Dakota They drink whisky for their fun And the cowboys down in Texas They polish up their guns
The night she is a true companion They shuffle in They hear the sound But by night's end It's night's abandon You look across the floor Ain't anyone
