Like any other day Crying over everything And then to my dismay I was feeling better then My toilet flushed me down again Chorus Getting flushed Down the toilet
smell like poopy. Hermione, I hate you You?re such a filthy prat It was funny when the Polyjuice Turned you into a cat Why do you always use my toilet
I decorate my stall each year In hopes that Santa will appear But he won?t take a trip Up my toilet, oh no. I know that Santa will explore In Hufflepuff
(Opening page of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer?s Stone) Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly
s my Deathly Hallows Pitch Me and Harry become a team The Hogwarts kids will scream Chorus Let Myrtle save the day, JK Let Myrtle save the day Let Myrtle save the day, JK Let Myrtle
don?t belong here I don?t understand you, stop speaking in tongues Saw a pair of yellow eyes And now I?m Moaning Myrtle and I live in a toilet Olive Hornby
you can?t adore me Chorus Can?t pretend I don?t spy on you once in a while Anything just to see your green eyes or your smile But sitting on the toilet
Voldemort gave you quite a job Now it is causing you to sob Tossing and turning, it?s no use He wouldn?t even let you choose Chorus Draco why Please
with bubbles Myrtle likes to play Death is way more fun with bubbles When they melt away Prefects are freakin? hot in any season You know they call me Moaning Myrtle
