Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtle
White girls (you are attracted to us) Black girls (you are attracted to us) Asian girls (you are attracted to us) Latinas (you are attracted to us) Attracted
wow that's great, awesome. should we just lay it down? michael bolton: boys, lets get to it. whisper: here we go. ungh, lonely island, michael
[ANDY SAMBERG] After the club is the after party After the party is the hotel lobby After that, you know it's diamond Cris And after that, I say, 'Excuse
Hey man. Hey. Dude you're looking pretty swoll, you been working out? Uh yeah, why are you looking? Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no homo. Ohhh
Andy Samberg: Oh dang. Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg? Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mothers Day. Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her. Andy
Yeaahh, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay We at it again, everybody now Hands in the air, its a stick up, stick up no funny business or you get lit up, lit up
okay, My mic sounds nice check one My mic sounds nice check two My mic sounds nice check three My mic sounds nice check four My mic sounds nice
m stuck on dookie mountain Fifty guns open fire, blood spray like a fountain Now our bodies all shredded, shots blaze right through me We're done-er than done, done in by the dookie Trouble on Dookie Island
This one goes out From the bottom of our hearts To the most important lady in our lives It's time to pay some respect I hope you proud of us 'Cause we
[John Waters] Hey, I'm John Waters, and this is... The Creep. [Lonely Island] When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl Do the Creep (hah) Do
I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let
Whoa! I can't believe we're in Japan! Look at all the lights! The food! The people! Wow! We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!) We've never
(Jorma) Hey yo, new Lonely Island, 2011, let's get 'em Kiv! (Akiva) Hey yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow, My girly lookin' at me like
Here's a little story that I think you'll like It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike So buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna get choppy And listen to the tale
neck n' chain (x3) (sippin' on a light beer) Turtle neck n' chain (x3) (sippin' on a light beer) [The Lonely Island] My turtleneck fat and my chain
gangsta it is Turtle neck and chain Turtle neck and chain Turtle neck and chain Sippin' on a light beer Turtle neck and chain Turtle neck and chain Turtle neck and chain