歌词：
Xmas

on some foreign jukebox They were praying to be saved Those gooks were fierce and fearless That's the price you pay when you invade Xmas in february

Did you ever really start to cry over something you just wrote? Well I'm writing you, my dear st. nick, it's the saddest little note. Is it fair come

So this is Christmas And what have you done Another year over And a new one just begun So this is Christmas I hope you have fun The near and the dear

making love eternally In a spiritual way We'll be dead by Xmas now anyway We'll sell everything away [Incomprehensible] Dead by Xmas, dead and gone Xmas is forever Dead by Xmas, dead and gone Xmas

So this is Xmas And what have you done Another year over And a new one just begun And so this is Xmas I hope you have fun The near and the dear one The

the mind ditch the guilt and alls right and just on xmas eve the jokes on them the dead are never gonna rise again Rise again on xmas morning three cheers

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, All was calm, Not for long, Oh come on

Donny the Retard had a 8 pound water head he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me "i like tater tots". "i like tater tots" may be changed to "my name's

Last Christmas I went up, Niceville For a little vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me hornier Than a retard watchin